Mar 29, 2015

Episode 81: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Make Her Toes Curl!!


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It's Episode 81 and as you know, March is the time of year we usually trot out some terrible Leprechaun movie for all ye to enjoy, but this year we decided it's time for other mythical creatures to get their time in the commentary lime light which means we bring you a movie about a gnome, but not just any gnome, A GNOME NAMED GNORM (1990)! Gnorm IS a gnome who has witnessed a murder! Anthony Michael Hall IS Casey, a cop who needs Gnorm's testimony to put the bad guys in this slammer! This movie IS something that really exists! Also along for this buddy cop ride-along is special guest, comedian ALBERT KIRCHNER! Expect the praise and persecution of Anthony Michael Hall aka Tony Mike, Albert getting really pissed someone said he looked like a gnome and incredibly creepy sexual things said by a gnome puppet!
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Mar 29, 2015

Episode 80: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us!




Episode 80 was recorded in February which of course means store-bought-and-falsely-manufactured love is in the air! And speaking of store-bought-and-falsely-manufactured love, this episode we wax nostalgic over quite possibly one of the most bizarrely misogynistic and literally store-bought love stories you've ever grown up with and told was normal, 1987's MANNEQUIN starring a very wooden Kim Catrall as an "Egyptian" "princess" "cursed" to "live" as a department store mannequin and the Andrew McCarthy that creepily loves her! Also feeling the love, special guest, artist and member of Seattle's premiere Michael Bolton cover band Lightning Bolton, EMILY SHAHAN! Expect dead grandmas, a rap dedicated solely to the butt-related pleasure skills of actor James Spader and SO. MUCH. STARSHIP.
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Feb 4, 2015

Episode 79: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: I’m Gonna Hella See Ya Later!

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It's Episode 79 and the beginning (kind of) of the year 2015! It's real! We're back to the future (2)! So we're ringing in the new year TEC-style with 1981's weird-ass, faux punk horror movie, NEW YEAR'S EVIL and special guest, comedian BRENDAN KELLEY! Expect weird voices, ignorant thoughts on punk rock, familial dysfunction and raps that will elevate your mind, spirit and body (because they are literally about elevators)!

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Feb 4, 2015

Episode 78: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: All I Want For Xmas Is The Perfect Amount of Butt Hair

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Happy Holidays, Enemaniacs and do we have a special present just for you! It's a horrible holiday horror movie episode just in time for way past Christmas, featuring 1984's classic Santa slasher, SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT and special guest, Scarecrow Video's RICH GRENDZINSKI! Expect naughtiness, sexy Santas, lots of rapping involving the words "sled" and "dead" and a totally adult discussion about the perfect amount of butt hair!

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Dec 9, 2014

Episode 77: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: We Are Young And We Are Free!!

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It's November! The month all about eating food! So for those of you trying to cut back on the calories over the holidays, TEC has brought you perfect dietary supplement, 1991's THE REFRIGERATOR about a killer appliance that is sure to take more bites out of you than you do out of it! Along for the personal journey, special guest comedian SARAH SKILLING! Expect chills! Thrills! Cheese! And some refrigerator raps that probably should have stayed on ice!  

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Nov 18, 2014

Episode 76: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: No Werewolves And No Whining!

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For our special Halloweenish Episode 76, we've dug up a real dog turd that is seriously not available anywhere (even at Scarecrow)! It's 1988's rock-n-roll horror movie, LONE WOLF starring some middle aged old high schoolers and a werewolf that just WANTS TO ROCK! J/K, he just wants to kill people, but it's pretty similar. Back as always every Halloween is our frightening favorite guest this time of year, comedian DOUGLAS GALE! Expect 40-year-old angst, cheese for your whines and a Wrap Up Rap Tune that WILL FOREVER HAUNT US ALL!

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Nov 18, 2014

Episode 75: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: It’s Not Incest, It’s Just The 80’s!

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It's not only Episode 75, but it's also our 2 year anniversary here at TEC LIVES so to celebrate we watched a movie with twice the terribleness AND forced two separate guests to watch it too! It's 1987's sword and sorcery shit storm, THE BARBARIANS starring those bodybuilders people called the 'Barbarian Brothers' back when they cared, Peter and David Paul! Our guests for the evening were comedians YOGI PALIWAL and CAMERON MAZZUCA (but Yogi left before we recorded the podcast, I assume because it was all TWO much for him)! Expect reminiscing, possibly sad 80's memories and uncomfortable acts of brotherly love! 

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Sep 16, 2014

Episode 74: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Gimme Some Claw!

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We've traveled to a lot of places in our time at TEC LIVES, but never have we traveled as far as back 1991 aka PRE-HISTORIC TIMES! It's Episode 74 and we've fallen into a fake time warp to hang out with some boring kids and shitty puppets in a little kid's movie known as ADVENTURES IN DINOSAUR CITY! Along for this dino-mite adventure (sorry) comedian DANIEL CARROLL! Expect dinosaur puns, stories from our childhoods and the very first wrap up rap REFUSAL!

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Sep 16, 2014

Episode 73: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Pia Zadora And The Weak-Ass Pony

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For Episode 73 we went back to the beach! Sort of. More like down to the river, thanks to "A River Runs Through It" star Craig Scheffer who sings a lot with his shirt off and eventually turns into a panther! Also, Pia Zadora! Also, giant squids! And aliens! Anyway, it's called THE VOYAGE OF THE ROCK ALIENS from 1984 and it's about some aliens that look like people coming to Earth and finding some crazy rocking kids and trying to start bands! Oh, and Jermaine Jackson was there for a second! Along for the fantastic voyage, comedian DEREK SHEEN! Expect penis chainsaws, weak-ass pony tails and rock-a-billy. SO MUCH ROCK-A-BILLY.

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Jul 8, 2014

Episode 72: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Superhero Secret Docking

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It's Episode 72 of TEC, the only bad movie podcast in town that may be covered in a rocky exterior, but inside is an everlovin' heart of gold! For this episode we viewed a bootleg VHS copy I bought on Ebay in college of 1994's unreleased live action THE FANTASTIC FOUR! Rounding out the TEC Team this episode is fantastic special guest, comedian NICK SAHOYAH! Expect thrills! Chills! Spills! And a bunch of discussion on docking!

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