May 14, 2013
In a not-so-far-off land and a somewhat magical place, there presides a band of merry miscreants whose only pleasures are the pursuit of bountiful ales, the consumption of tatered tots and the viewing of catastrophically crappy cinema! They be the cursed TEC LIVES Crew and this eventide, thoust must join Lady ELICIA of SANCHEZ, Sir KEVIN of CLARKE, Sir TRAVIS of VOGT, Duke PRODUCER MARK of ALLENDER and verily handsome special April guest, Lord PAUL of MERRILL as we partake in year nineteen eighty of nine shot-on-video non-masterpiece, LORDS OF MAGICK! Beware, young traveler, for there will be Witchery! Wizards raps! Bad English accents! Also, we finally discover whether there truly be, a raffle in here.
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Apr 8, 2013
Get ready to wipe the steam off your iPod screens, Enemaniacs, because this one's gonna be HOT! It's Episode 55 of TEC recorded live at The White Rabbit in Fremont with this month's sexy Stamosy spy thriller, 1986's NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE starring John Stamos, Vanity, Gene Simmons, Robert Englund and George Lazenby. No, I'm serious. Did I mention that John Stamos is the son of a secret spy who must avenge his father's death after he is murdered by an evil transexual mastermind played by Gene Simmons?? Join the TEC Crew and this month's guest, comedian NICK SAHOYAH as we dissect this only-on-VHS enematic espionage, that's if we don't get lost in Stamos' steamy stare for too long...Expect real tongue talk, the untold story of Vanity's horse saddle, sad theme music, butt tenderizing and the broadcast debut of our #1 new Enemaniac, EMILY!
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Apr 7, 2013
Love is in the air, along with the sweet aroma of a street hardened Scott Valentine, vegetarian meats and low self-esteem. That's right, it's a very February TEC Episode 54, recorded live at The White Rabbit in Fremont, post a full-on screening of 1987's horror rom-com, MY DEMON LOVER! Poor Kaz (Scott Valentine) has been cursed as a "pisotski," meaning he can't get turned on, without turning into a demon! Luckily this is just up the alley of local door mat Denny, who is just looking for love in all the wrong trash cans. Will these two crazy kids find a way to make it work? Find out, along with the TEC Crew and this month's special guest, comedian/cabaret performer/much beloved Seattle drag superstar, ANITA GOODMANN! Expect Scott Valentine Playgirl spread secrets, advice to the home challenged charmers in the world, scandalous details on the long term 'partnership' of TRAVIS and KEVIN and a hellish devil worshiping rap off that will possibly leave you questioning the existence of God!
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Feb 11, 2013
Winter has come, Enemaniacs, so come, warm yourself by the fire and get ready to take in a cold-ass glass of vengeful revenge! It's Episode 53 and another live edition of TEC, with 1988's ski chalet slasher, ICED, about a suicidal skier that gets back at his tormenters the best way he knows how...icicles, hot tubs, snow plows and cocaine! Along for this wintery wonderland are as always, my co-hosting co-hosts, comedians/filmmakers TRAVIS VOGT and KEVIN CLARKE and special guest for January, Chicago-based comedian WILFRED PADUA! Expect toilet paper stuffery, carrot cutting, man butts and the soothing sounds of Chicago! It's the most snow nonsense episode we've had all year!
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Jan 29, 2013
It's Episode 52 with another horrible holiday themed rousing addition of the LIVE version of the show! Since it was the December edish of the show, we gifted ourselves and our audience with not only our main feature, 1984 crazy kid French film, I BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS (aka HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS), but as a special Christmas bonus, we also watched 1994 straight-to-video nightmare, WE WISH YOU A TURTLE CHRISTMAS (watch at your own risk and for god sakes, be SOBER). Also, in appropriate X-mas fashion, myself, along with my co-hosts, KEVIN CLARKE and TRAVIS VOGT, precede to imbibe in much merriment (aka whiskey) in order to catch up with much merrier special guest of the evening, rapper/wrestler/performer/professional clown, JOSH BLACK (aka WXPFL's Ronald McFondle)! Expect puppy tosses, child endangerment, tater tot balls and several shots!
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Dec 11, 2012
Since Episode 51 of the podcast just so happens to also be the November edish of the LIVE version of the show, it only seemed possible to celebrate with a Native American revenge film! It's 1989's THE CELLAR starring b-movie bad guy Patrick Kilpatrick, a wise Native man, a lot of rabbit's feet and an evil beaver/wolf beast (it's hard to tell) conjured from Native hate! Our special guest for this episode is Scarecrow Video alumni, ALEX THOMAS! Expect ancient rabbit paw rituals, the calling out of babies on their bullshit, a major sick burn from an audience member and a revenge beast rap that may possibly end racism (or not at all)!
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Dec 11, 2012
It's episode 50 and another installment of the much hullabalooed LIVE version of the show! For this month, we watched horrible horror anthology, 1990's THE WILLIES starring poodles, a bed of maggots, Sean Astin and inappropriate janitorial staff! Our special guest for the show is comedian, craft guy and warlock, DOUGLAS GALE! Unfortunately, but not surprisingly, we ran into some more technical difficulties with this one, causing the recording to cut very short, so consider this mini-sode as more of a teaser trailer to what should lead to you coming out and see us LIVE!
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Oct 4, 2012
Hey y'all, it's Episode 49 of TEC and another exciting installment of the live version of the show featuring a real studio audience, aka The Enematic Cinematic: LIVES!! live at The White Rabbit! For this episode we treated our drunk audience to the redneck-sploitation revenge flick, 1990's BLOOD GAMES about a traveling all-girl's baseball team and the rednecks that try to get all 'Deliverance' on them with brutal consequences! Along for this inappropriate and uncomfortable ride, my brand new co-hosts, filmmakers/comedians TRAVIS VOGT and KEVIN CLARKE with special guest, talk show host/musician/visionary BRANDON IVEY! Expect unnecessary mentions of Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman, unexpected birthday surprises, unrealistic vagina metaphors and a rap off of non-epic proportions!
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Sep 15, 2012
It's the 48th episode of the podcast and the 4th installment of TEC: Lives at The White Rabbit! For this pre-hysterical episode, we and an actual audience sat through the beautiful entirety of 1983's sci-fi/fantasy/pre-historic/action/romance/non-epic YOR, HUNTER FROM THE FUTURE, starring B-movie ranconteur Reb Brown, a bunch of purple cavemen and a Volkswagen bug in a dinosaur suit! My guests on this live episode include filmmakers/comedians TRAVIS VOGT and KEVIN CLARKE of ClarketheVogt Productions and comedian/actress JENNIFER BURDETTE! Expect tanning tips, butt shots, dino-bashing, the soothing sounds of a bearded woman, ZERO yor mama jokes and Kevin Clarke's BEST. RAP. EVER.
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Jul 22, 2012
Not only is it Episode 47 of TEC (finally) but it's the very second TEC LIVES! That's right, live on location at The White Rabbit in Fremont in front of an existing and fully functional live studio audience, mostly! For this episode we screened the marvelously shitastic action flick starring Playmate boobs and cancer snakes, 1987's HARD TICKET TO HAWAII! 1 dead blow up doll, 2 bags of diamonds and 3 cunnilingus comments later, we recorded Episode 47 LIVE w/special guests comedian/Seattle Lust Tour host SARAH SKILLING, Rat City Rollergirl MC/Xtreme Pencil Fighting Ringmaster JAKE STRATTON and comedian/actor/speaker of truths OWEN STRAW! Expect personal stories about Dolemite, a lacking of coconuts, acid flashbacks, rapping about cancer and the faint noise of the few people that stayed after the movie!
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