Nov 18, 2014

Episode 76: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: No Werewolves And No Whining!

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For our special Halloweenish Episode 76, we've dug up a real dog turd that is seriously not available anywhere (even at Scarecrow)! It's 1988's rock-n-roll horror movie, LONE WOLF starring some middle aged old high schoolers and a werewolf that just WANTS TO ROCK! J/K, he just wants to kill people, but it's pretty similar. Back as always every Halloween is our frightening favorite guest this time of year, comedian DOUGLAS GALE! Expect 40-year-old angst, cheese for your whines and a Wrap Up Rap Tune that WILL FOREVER HAUNT US ALL!

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Nov 18, 2014

Episode 75: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: It’s Not Incest, It’s Just The 80’s!

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It's not only Episode 75, but it's also our 2 year anniversary here at TEC LIVES so to celebrate we watched a movie with twice the terribleness AND forced two separate guests to watch it too! It's 1987's sword and sorcery shit storm, THE BARBARIANS starring those bodybuilders people called the 'Barbarian Brothers' back when they cared, Peter and David Paul! Our guests for the evening were comedians YOGI PALIWAL and CAMERON MAZZUCA (but Yogi left before we recorded the podcast, I assume because it was all TWO much for him)! Expect reminiscing, possibly sad 80's memories and uncomfortable acts of brotherly love! 

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Sep 16, 2014

Episode 74: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Gimme Some Claw!

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We've traveled to a lot of places in our time at TEC LIVES, but never have we traveled as far as back 1991 aka PRE-HISTORIC TIMES! It's Episode 74 and we've fallen into a fake time warp to hang out with some boring kids and shitty puppets in a little kid's movie known as ADVENTURES IN DINOSAUR CITY! Along for this dino-mite adventure (sorry) comedian DANIEL CARROLL! Expect dinosaur puns, stories from our childhoods and the very first wrap up rap REFUSAL!

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Sep 16, 2014

Episode 73: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Pia Zadora And The Weak-Ass Pony

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For Episode 73 we went back to the beach! Sort of. More like down to the river, thanks to "A River Runs Through It" star Craig Scheffer who sings a lot with his shirt off and eventually turns into a panther! Also, Pia Zadora! Also, giant squids! And aliens! Anyway, it's called THE VOYAGE OF THE ROCK ALIENS from 1984 and it's about some aliens that look like people coming to Earth and finding some crazy rocking kids and trying to start bands! Oh, and Jermaine Jackson was there for a second! Along for the fantastic voyage, comedian DEREK SHEEN! Expect penis chainsaws, weak-ass pony tails and rock-a-billy. SO MUCH ROCK-A-BILLY.

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Jul 8, 2014

Episode 72: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Superhero Secret Docking

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It's Episode 72 of TEC, the only bad movie podcast in town that may be covered in a rocky exterior, but inside is an everlovin' heart of gold! For this episode we viewed a bootleg VHS copy I bought on Ebay in college of 1994's unreleased live action THE FANTASTIC FOUR! Rounding out the TEC Team this episode is fantastic special guest, comedian NICK SAHOYAH! Expect thrills! Chills! Spills! And a bunch of discussion on docking!

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Jul 8, 2014

Episode 71: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Suppose This Is The Longest Night In The World?

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It's Episode 71 of the LIVE version of TEC and this time we've got more killer dolls than you care to care about! This of course means we sat through the entirety or 1987's DOLLS which is actually not a bad movie (mostly). With us for the first time on the live podcast is special guest comedian and puppet master, EMMETT MONTGOMERY! Expect uncomfortable silences, unnecessary political arguments, Punky Brewster and PC game references, and a whole lot of creepy thoughts! WARNING: Due to technical difficulties, the episode cuts out near the end before we were able to reach the 'Wrap Up Rap' segment so consider yourself lucky or not depending on how much you do or don't hate that part!

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Jun 20, 2014

Episode 70: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Kevin Turns 97!

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It's a very special birthday episode of TEC: LIVES!! featuring the still-moving corpses of me, co-host TRAVIS VOGT and birthday boy, co-host KEVIN CLARKE! To celebrate Kevin's special day, we made people watch 1990's weird-ass Gremlins rip-off, MUNCHIES! Plus, we welcomed film critic, Scarecrow Video rep and friend of the people, MATT LYNCH! Expect disingenuous birthday wishes, Pizza Hut puppet memories, Chuck Norris nostalgia and cake raps!

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May 4, 2014

Episode 69: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: The Suck Of The Irish


Top o' the morning to ya, Enemaniacs! It's Episode 69 and we've got an Irish goodbye that you won't soon forget, thanks to Clive Barker, the 80's and a Danzig dick monster that will haunt your dreams aka 1986's horror/accidental comedy, RAWHEAD REX! When an ancient dick beast/demon is unearthed in rural Ireland, the emerald Isle comes under attack with only the help of a wise-cracking sweater-wearing American to save them! But don't worry, they have metaphors, inaccurate religious history and female stereotypes on their side! Along for this sacrilegious soiree is our special guest for March, comedian and possible Irish person, TYLER SCHNUPP! Expect a lot of cock talk, kiss hate, piss baths and more mentions of potatoes than you can shake a potato at!
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May 4, 2014

Episode 68: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Computer? I Barely Knew Her!

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It's Episode 68 and love is in the air! Cooky, creepy computer love, that is. It's one of those classically fucked up rom-coms of the 80's, 1984's ELECTRIC DREAMS about a young nerd named Miles that buys a new computer that becomes sentient thanks to the push of the wrong buttons and a bottle of spilled champagne! SCIENCE. Now Miles not only has to learn how to get his microwave to work right, but stop his computer from stealing his new girlfriend! Along for this digital debauchery is special guest, comedian BETTINA MCKELVEY! WARNING: The audio for this episode is pretty atrocious thanks to us forgetting to plug in the right mic. Expect lots of loud noises, rustling, romance, rustling and a lot of facts about Virginia Madsen! Listen at your own risk!   
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Feb 7, 2014

Episode 67: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Shred Till Your Dead!



It's Episode 67 and we're coming to you LIVE from our new location, The Jewelbox Theater in The Rendezvous! We've got another snow holds barred murder mystery action movie on our hands from 1991 called RED SNOW in which some snow board instructor goes under cover kind of to try and solve his brother's death at a snow lodge he worked at! Extreme dry humping, mega sick intrigue and rad-ass shreddin' ensue! Along for the journey is special guest, comedian WILFRED PADUA and a lot of drinking! Expect bodacious boob kissing, poor foreplay, radical drunkenness, and some mad cap rappin'!

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