Feb 7, 2014

Episode 67: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Shred Till Your Dead!



It's Episode 67 and we're coming to you LIVE from our new location, The Jewelbox Theater in The Rendezvous! We've got another snow holds barred murder mystery action movie on our hands from 1991 called RED SNOW in which some snow board instructor goes under cover kind of to try and solve his brother's death at a snow lodge he worked at! Extreme dry humping, mega sick intrigue and rad-ass shreddin' ensue! Along for the journey is special guest, comedian WILFRED PADUA and a lot of drinking! Expect bodacious boob kissing, poor foreplay, radical drunkenness, and some mad cap rappin'!

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Jan 14, 2014

Episode 66: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Happy Hulkidays!



It's that time of year we all have to remind ourselves to remember the reason for the season and that reason is obviously something having to do with Jesus, but mostly about watching movies starring pro-wrestler and mustache owner, Hulk Hogan!  This Holiday we bring you a movie starring the Hulkster with SHORT HAIR, an orphanage in trouble, a magical crystal cave and a bad guy with a fart gun, it's 1996's SANTA WITH MUSCLES along with our special guest, comedian and Hulkamaniac, ALLISON LIZOTTE!  Expect bad attitudes, the hulkiday spirit and podcast drunkeness for the whole family can enjoy!

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Jan 14, 2014

Episode 65: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: It Was Indian Land!



Each Thanksgiving, we at TEC try to highlight films of the Nativesploitation genre, most often involving the revenge killing of white people.  This year, we went with a little more light-hearted cultural appropriation tale thanks to Chuck Norris' 1996 kid-friendly environmentalist vehicle, FOREST WARRIOR. Along for the alleged "ass-kicking" awkward ride is special guest, comedian DAVID LEON!  Expect animorphs, agendas, Native pride and zero cultural insight!

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Jan 14, 2014

Episode 64: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Grandpa Says It’s Good For Me!



Welcome to another special All Hallow's Weird edition of the podcast, this time LIVE at The White Rabbit in Fremont!  We decided to treat ourselves to satanic, metal, incest, horror film, 1988's HACK-O-LANTERN with special guest, comedian and crafty warlock, DOUGLAS GALE!  Expect devil worship, oversensitivity and incest raps!

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Oct 1, 2013

Episode 63: More Like Mega Fierce!



For Episode 62, we take you on a mega rad journey full of mega motorcycles, mega hair moose and mega man bumps, it's 1982's mega weird action comedy, MEGAFORCE starring Barry Bostwick, bleach and jock straps! My mega special guests include filmmakers, friends and TEC vets, JASON RYAN and COLIN THIEL as well as brand new guest, film buff and fashion expert, LETIZIA ACOSTA! Expect mega dick jokes, mega beer drinking, mega meta moments and mega bad rapping!

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Oct 1, 2013

Episode 62: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Top That!



It's the September edition of TEC: LIVES!! and this time we're kicking up THE JAMS. It's a straight up slumber party pajama jam at The White Rabbit while we celebrate 80's teen angst, Travis' birthday and the 1989 kind-of-musical teen comedy, TEEN WITCH about a total nerd who finds out she has magical witching powers and uses them to make her totally 80's high school wishes come true! Also, rapping happens. Along for this radical magical pajamical journey is our special guest, MISS ANITA GOODMANN! Expect an extreme lack of pajamas, high school confessions, girl talk and the phrase 'hot f**k action'. TOP THAT.   

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Oct 1, 2013

Episode 61: Besides, I’m Beta And You’re VHS



WE'RE BACK in the safety of our cramped apartment where the beer is sort of free and the cheese puffs are super stale! Thanks to Producer Mark's tinkering capabilities, his sound board is officially off the fritz and we've got our first non-live episode since last summer! To welcome us home is 1989's only-on-VHS seriously weird slasher, DEATH SPA, about a killer disabled ghost wife who with the help of her male twin she possesses off and on, is wreaking havoc at her widowed husband's sexy 80's gym! Also, computers are involved. Back on the couch, we have brand new very special guest all the way from Austin, director of the new VHS documentary REWIND THIS, Josh Johnson! Expect confusing kills, confessions from the cutting room floor, my vain attempts to remain sober and a Producer Mark secret reveal (kind of)!

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Sep 10, 2013

Episode 60: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Keep Those Sh**s To Yourself!



It's Episode 60 and to close out the summer, we're taking you on once last camping trip of epic proportions with 1995's giant killer skeeter feature, MOSQUITO starring Gunnar Hansen (the original Leatherface) and a bunch of terrible mosquito puppets! Some alien thing has crash landed in somewheresville and unbeknownst to the people in the local park, a swarm of mosquitoes have sucked the dead alien's radioactive blood and become really large mosquitoes! Who will be able to survive getting their eyeballs and butts stabbed? Answer: NO ONE. With us on this major buzzkill of a time is the ever infectious comedian, DANIELLE RADFORD! Expect skeeter science, the re-naming of boobs, fly girl dance moves, humidity and one of the greatest bad rap/bad R&B breakdowns we've EVER recorded!

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Sep 10, 2013

Episode 59: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: I Prefer The Word Crotch



Summer is here and it's time to party...COMPUTER BEACH PARTY that is (whatever the hell that means)! It's Episode 59 and we've got a hot, rockin', summer sex comedy for the technologically minded! It's the aforementioned,  1987's COMPUTER BEACH PARTY about a bunch of buff 'nerds' that are trying to stop some lifeguards from 'taking over their beach'. Also, they meet some ladies and give them water and sandwiches. Plus, skurfing! Partying right along with the TEC Crew is special guest, comedian and commercial actor DEVIN BADOO! Expect computer lingo, a gross amount of genital references, impressions of Matt Damon and a computer rap that is basically offensive!

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Jul 23, 2013

Episode 58: The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: Please Don’t Retire Meee!

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In the futuristic future, we bring you space Episode 58 with an epic space tale of sweat and sorrow courtesy of 1989 sci-fi/fantasy/sports saga film ARENA, about a human Earth man who goes from short order cooking to fighting for the champion space title of the space arena in space year 4038! It will be a legendary battle of man vs. monster, eyes vs. brain, booze vs. booze and more! Joining us on the journey of space self-discovery is special guest comedian, RYAN CASEY. Expect deadly robot impressions, voice-over trivia, monster jock strap raps and our very own human future, revealed!

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